Boredom inc.

kingsmitty55:
mecheechee:
queens-be-like:
This professor savage 😂😂
Baby first name April middle name Fools😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeet
He saw his whole career flash before his eyes. He was sweatingggg

anistarrose:

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:
pr1nceshawn:
The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

haiku-robot:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:
curiooftheheart:
wonderfulworldofmichaelford:
curiooftheheart:
wonderfulworldofmichaelford:
curiooftheheart:
matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:
slapandticklelol:
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^{^bot^{^9. ^{I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. ^{Sometimes I make mistakes.}}}}

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hallandoates1970topresent:

slumbermancer:
pastarrie:
slumbermancer:
pastarrie:
superluminalflower:
dirkar:
My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.
nintendo paid for this post
blizzard payed for that reply
I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)
did it taste good?
it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow
reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

vergeangst:

xxfluffypandazxx:
vergeangst:
vergeangst:
Why can’t I stop watching this
I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

thottielamottie:

hayley566:
teathattast:
devenka:
teathattast:
the hunger
why would he eat like that
the hunger
The cronch goblin
me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out